First of all, I'd like to thank astronomer for all his hard work. A lot of people owe you a beer.
With that said, I've applied the Dark Current Enable Tool along with a bunch of other mods to my D800 and am a little confused as to how I'm supposed to process the images. From what you said, DSS is a poor choice to edit them because it doesn't understand that the black level has been messed with. What should I use instead? Also, it would be amazing if you could investigate performing this hack on the Nikon Coolpix A (it's a point and shoot with the D7000's sensor and no AA filter. 28mm equivalent and the same Expeed processor).
Thanks again.